Jackie Mason on speaking Spanish

Natan Gurfinkiel

sobre la pureza del idioma inglés

There may be those among you who support including Spanish in our national language. I for one am 110% against this!

We must preserve the exclusivity and above all, the purity of the English language.

To all the shlemiels, shlemazels, nebbishes, nudniks, klutzes, putzes, shlubs, shmoes, shmucks, nogoodniks, and momzers that are out there pushing Spanish, I just want to say that I, for one, believe that English and only English deserves linguistic prominence in our American culture.

To tell the truth, it makes me so farklempt, I’m fit to plotz.
This whole Spanish schmeer gets me broyges, specially when I hear these erstwhile mavens and luftmenschen kvetching about needing to learn Spanish. What chutzpah!

These shmegeges can tout their shlock about the cultural and linguistic diversity of our country, but I, for one, am not buying their shtick. It’s all so much dreck, as far as I’m concerned.

I exhort you all to be menshen about this and stand up to their fardrayte arguments and meshugganah, farshtunkene assertions.

It wouldn’t be kosher to do anything else.

Remember, when all is said and done, we have English and they’ve got bubkes!

The whole mynseh is a pain in my tuchas !
Jackie Mason

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One Response to “Jackie Mason on speaking Spanish”

  1. Ditto, Ditto Ditto,
    always adored Jackie Mason this super conservative
    super brave not saying Super Funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    p.s knowing English language was not soon enough…

    In Huntington Long Island Supermarket year 2005
    I noticed with regular newspapers NY Post , Daily News etc
    New addition Spanish Daily ( I don’t remember the title )
    Bloody change……….

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