Nadeslala Luda Luniow
THIS WAS NOMINATED
FOR BEST JOKE OF
A Somalian arrives in Australia
as an illegal immigrant.
He stops the first person he sees walking
down the street and says……..
'Thank you Mr. Australian for letting me
in this country, giving me housing,
money for food,
free medical care, free education
and no taxes!’
The passer by says,
'You are mistaken, I am Afgani!’
The man goes on and encounters
another passer by.
'Thank you for having such beautiful
country here in Australia !’
The person says, 'I not Australian, I Iraqi!’
The new arrival walks further and
the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand and says,
'Thank you for the wonderful Australia !
'That person puts up his hand and says,
'I am from Pakistan , I am not from Australia !’
He finally sees a nice lady and asks,
'Are you an Australian?’
She says, 'No, I am from India !’
Puzzled, he asks her,
'Where are all the Australians?’
The Indian lady checks her watch
and says …
'Probably at work’.
IF YOU DON’T PASS THIS ON
TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS
YOU WILL RECEIVE
THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS